Category Archives: Spreadsheetmom Tweets

Twitter: April 28

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2009 9:50 AM
Managed to feed 10 min on one side and 8 on the other. Now to see how sore I get . . .

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2009 9:52 AM
Because of the length of the feed, I think I’m going to try a shorter power pumping session.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2009 10:55 AM
I was going to try tummy time for Calvin but he appears to want to nap instead so I might try to take another quick nap also.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2009 3:30 PM
Nana is taking Calvin out for a walk while I pump. I can take care of him while pumping but it is a little challenging.


2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2010 7:18 AM
After I went back to bed, I had trouble sleeping due to nasal congestion :(

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2010 7:53 AM
Fortunately, Calvin didn’t wake up till around 6:30.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2010 11:34 AM
Working from home means I don’t get snow days but apparently I do get “all district network access is down” days.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2010 11:34 AM
Ironically, this happened just as IT was starting it’s monthly meeting.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2010 2:44 PM
From daycare: “Calvin enjoyed painting with stamps”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2010 5:51 PM
Just got back from the park and met Calvin’s twin again. It’s amazing, K, his mother, and I have had remarkably similar experiences.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2010 6:28 PM
Calvin only had a 1/2 hr nap today.


2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2011 3:27 PM
From daycare: “Calvin is getting more and more interested in painting – he painted with a sponge and a koosh ball today.”


2012

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2012 4:49 PM
I thought this move would be hard on 5 but it turns out it’s Willow that’s deeply traumatized.


2013

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2013 5:12 AM
Woke up at 2:45 this morning and couldn’t get back to sleep. The good news is we’re leaving home with plenty of time.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2013 6:46 AM
We’re through security and heading to bagels for first breakfast.


2014

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2014 7:49 AM
Oh look at that, I can make cashew butter in my spice grinder.


2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2015 9:45 AM
Travel with Calvin has become so easy we apparently decided we needed to up the difficulty so we had another child.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2015 1:38 PM
Good news. Julian’s car seat _should_ fit on most the flights we’re likely to take.

Ted “Theodore” Logan @calvinsdad Apr 28, 2015 1:41 PM
@spreadsheetmom Most?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2015 1:43 PM
@calvinsdad I checked planes to PDX, GEG, and PSC. I won’t guarantee it’ll fit for absolutely all flights.

Ted “Theodore” Logan @calvinsdad Apr 28, 2015 1:41 PM
@spreadsheetmom 737, A320, CRJ-700?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2015 3:35 PM
At grandma’s favorite place.
Calvin eating a chocolate ice cream cone.  Calvin is wearing a green shirt and is holding an ice cream code in his right hand with very melted chocolate ice cream. His mouth is surrounded by chocolate ice cream.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2015 4:53 PM
Calvin is talking.


2019

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2019 7:11 PM
I finally got around to making piroshki today. The kids seem to like them.
https://valentinascorner.com/baked-piroshki-potatoes/


2021

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 28, 2021 9:53 PM
I’m now packing a box full of @calvinsdad’s reject coffee equipment. He has a lot.

Twitter: April 27

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2009 9:02 AM
Well, I was *almost* ready by the time the cleaner’s showed up this morning.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2009 9:55 AM
Today in my power pumping session I got 3 oz.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2009 10:33 AM
Going to try feeding Calvin with the stage 1 BreastFlow. This make take a while . . .

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2009 4:58 PM 11:07 AM
Well, the slower nipple didn’t work out but his fish lips are improving.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2009 11:14 AM
Now trying tummy time with Calvin.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2009 11:57 AM
Looks like he was trying really hard to roll over but he didn’t actually manage.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2009 1:02 PM
We’re running to the dr’s office early so we can feed Calvin once we get there but Calvin doesn’t want to wait . . .

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2009 2:56 PM
Calvin now weight 10 lbs 10oz and measures 22.5 inches long. 75 percentile for both weight and weight.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2009 4:58 PM
Calvin fed for 10 minutes on the left (easy but low supply) side.


2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2010 7:01 AM
Calvin ate his pureed tofu today. Now he’s contentedly chewing a piece of French Toast with Almond Butter.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2010 7:14 AM
Calvin is crying because I am refusing to eat the grimy French Toast he is offering me.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2010 2:52 PM
From daycare: “Calvin enjoyed reading stories today!”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2010 11:10 PM
I’m having troubles sleeping so I think I’ll read myself into exhaustion :)


2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2011 12:23 PM
From daycare yesterday: “Calvin enjoyed playing with noodles in the sensory table.”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2011 12:24 PM
This morning @calvinsdad and I observed Calvin spontaneously counting to 3.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2011 5:47 PM
From daycare: “Calvin had lots of fun playing with water and animals in the sensory table.”


2012

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2012 7:45 AM
If all goes well, we’re selling and buying a house today.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2012 7:32 PM
I’m exhausted and the moving has barely started. However, it is very exciting.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2012 7:47 PM
Why did I always end up wanting the most expensive version of any product? Looking at replacement refrigerators now.


2013

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2013 10:31 AM
Just found 4 more eggs in our yard.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2013 4:03 PM
I’m very proud of myself. I looked up a Chinese character by the radical and counting strokes :)


2014

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2014 11:34 AM
Calvin is feeling very cuddly today.


2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2015 6:51 AM
Argh! Julian is firmly in the habit of waking up in the middle of the night now.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2015 2:07 PM
Time to wakeup the sleeping baby *sigh*

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2015 5:47 PM
Julian’s birth certificates have arrived!


2018

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2018 5:07 AM
On my first plane! Now hoping I can go to sleep.


2019

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 27, 2019
We need a different bike rack for the car.

Twitter: April 26

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2009 9:41 PM
Last night was a pretty good night. Only had to get up twice.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2009 4:53 PM
Just took Calvin out for a mini-walk. It took longer than I expected to get out the door which cut into the time before the next feeding.


2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2010 6:49 AM
Calvin is fighting every spoonful I give him. He wants to feed himself.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2010 6:49 AM
Unfortunately, I’m not sure he’s mastered a good enough finger-food technique.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2010 6:51 AM
Ok, maybe it’s not wanting to feeding himself. He’s still bawling.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2010 2:47 PM
From daycare: “Calvin had fun touching paint”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2010 2:48 PM
I’m dropping Calvin’s morning bottle and instead he’s going to get a snack from daycare. He’ll still get an afternoon & night bottle.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2010 2:50 PM
Calvin *really* wants to go outside but first I have to make dinner.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2010 3:40 PM
We need a dedicated bib drying rack.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2010 6:25 PM
Calvin appears to be refusing pureed food (unless he feeds himself). I’m not entirely sure he can eat enough with just finger food.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2010 6:39 PM
Well, I discovered that if I wrap beans, yogurt, cheese, and tomato up in a burrito Calvin will happily eat the filling from the top.


2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2011 8:12 AM
Trying to open a new account at my bank and I timed out my session reading the agreements.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2011 12:56 PM
Hm, I think this is another day I’m going to end up working more than my scheduled hours.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2011 5:20 PM
Calvin wanted to go outside so he put his socks and boots on by himself and stood by the door.


2013

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2013 3:47 PM
Calvin requested peas for snack. Unfortunately, we don’t have any. He’s compromising with corn . . .


2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2015 2:36 PM
I’m not sure about Julian but Calvin seems enthralled by the “baby gym” we just got.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2015 3:03 PM
Julian falls asleep yet again while eating


2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2016 9:52 AM
This pretty much covers how I feel: https://groundedparents.com/2016/04/26/stop-treating-my-c-section-like-a-tragedy/

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2016 9:53 AM
Though generally people I talk to just get a deer in headlights look when I start out saying my c-section was fabulous.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2016 9:44 PM
I’m finally caught up with about 3 months worth of money tracking.


2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2020 10:11 AM
Very good luck at the grocery store today. No limit on milk so I was able to get our normal 2 gallons, all-purpose cleaner was in stock as well as hand sanitizer.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 26, 2020 12:48 PM
I hear screaming. Sounds like it’s time for snack.

Twitter: April 25

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2009 9:44 AM
Calvin’s getting dedicated today so I’m going to attempt to get to church by 11 today. We’ll see if it’s feasible.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2009 9:57 AM
Last night was *much* better than the previous night. It helped that Jaeger didn’t work and could help with feeding.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2009 3:19 PM
The dedication was a success. Fortunately, Calvin held off wetting himself till afterwards.


2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2010 7:29 AM
This past week Calvin has been waking up after 6:30. I hope this trend lasts!

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2010 7:29 AM
@calvinsdad Isn’t every cold the worst one ever?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2010 7:54 AM
Calvin is enjoying eating corn cakes today.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2010 10:56 AM
We’ve temporarily plugged the hole under the steps and so are going to let Willow out for observation.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2010 10:59 AM
In spite of meowing piteously at the door yesterday, Willow now seems somewhat spooked by the idea of “outside.”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2010 11:57 AM
Calvin figured out how to hold onto the railing on the porch in order to safely “walk” down the stairs.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2010 12:19 PM
It’s 20 min after Calvin’s normal nap time but he *does not* want to go to sleep.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2010 2:15 PM
Off to go grocery shopping. Any bets on how many “cute baby” comments we get?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2010 3:35 PM
I was so keen to leave for grocery shopping I completely forgot to feed Calvin his bottle.


2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2011 7:54 PM
From daycare: “Calvin enjoyed playing with the foam letters :)”


2012

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2012 12:36 PM
From daycare yesterday, “Calvin enjoyed sending pen pal letters!”


2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2015 1:40 PM
I keep running into Colorado women with 10 lb+ babies. Must be something in the water.


2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2016 8:21 AM
I just had another, but hopefully last, “what were they thinking” conversation with someone in regards to our house.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2016 4:12 PM
Julian is ecstatically carrying dirt from one pot to anothet.

Toddler Julian smiles up at the camera as he braces himself by putting his hands up on the wooden rectangular planter. In the background is a large round terracotta colored planter with dirt but no plants in it.


2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2020 6:07 PM
Julian and I now have matching masks. Now to see if he’s willing to put it on.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 25, 2020
New frivolous problem: coordinating my mask with my clothes.

A cloth mask on top of clothing. The cloth mask has pinkish red strawberries with green leaves on a blue background. It sits on top of a darker blue t-shirt.

Twitter: April 24

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2009 8:15 AM
Didn’t get much sleep last night so I’m going down for a *very* long nap.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2009 11:38 AM
I’m up again. Breastfed Calvin on the left side this time and it might be my imagination but didn’t seem to hurt as much this time.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2009 12:00 PM
We’ve hooked up the little mirror we got for Calvin onto the top of the bassinet so he can stare at himself.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2009 12:33 PM
Calvin’s sleeping so I’m going to run off and take another nap.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2009 2:18 PM
Up again from my nap. Now I’m eating a quick lunch before trying another power pumping session.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2009 4:52 PM
We’re back from taking a quick walking trip to safeway to get more lettuce. Calvin is now staring at the Black & White book.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2009 5:44 PM
Tried syringe feeding Calvin. Tongue action seemed fine but he had to be coaxed to actually suck. Could explain the long feedings.


2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2010 7:19 AM
Calvin is still sleeping.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2010 1:55 PM
Calvin only took a 1/2 hr nap today and I don’t feel well.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2010 6:14 PM
Calvin feeds me mango much more efficiently than he feeds himself.


2012

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2012 7:48 PM
From daycare yesterday, “Calvin loved our guest reader today!”


2013

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2013 11:45 AM
Finally got Calvin to preschool today, 2 hrs late.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2013 5:13 PM
Perhaps I should have waited to clean the kitchen floors till after supper.


2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2015 7:07 AM
Last night I dreamed I couldn’t find any peanut butter to buy. It was terrible.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2015 9:16 AM
I just found either formula or breast milk on my ear.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2015 2:02 PM
Calvin’s growth curve is holding steady at 20% height and 40% weight.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2015 2:03 PM
Julian is 10 lbs 11 oz!

[Context: This means he had passed his original birth weight of 10 lbs 6 oz.]


2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2016 8:46 AM
Useful: https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/How-to-pronounce-Bay-Area-landmarks-streets-and-7287451.php

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2016 8:50 AM
@spreadsheetmom Hm, I think all this article does is make me afraid of opening my mouth.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2016 3:50 PM
I’m sure there’s a really good reason we have a piece of ice in a zip lock bag in the freezer with the words “Do Not Eat” on it?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2016 3:52 PM
Julian appears to have pushed the dining chair over to the gate with the intent of climbing over the gate.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2016 3:52 PM
Is it just me or is that fairly advance thinking?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2016 3:53 PM
Also, _now_ what do I do? (I distracted him, maybe he’ll forget his brilliant plan?)


2018

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2018 7:40 AM
I’m at a professional conference with goldfish cracker crumbs in my backpack and I just found magnaform tiles in my suitcase.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2018 12:09 PM
Conference hotels don’t seem to do vegetarian very well. Lunch today is string cheese, chocolate milk, and a Larabar I brought from home.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2018 12:10 PM
At least I’m not vegan?? I’d be in real trouble then.


2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2020 9:17 AM
Calvin is “reading” _Harry and the Lady Next Door_ to Julian with a huge amount of embellishment. It’s all very dramatic.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2020 9:53 AM
Julian has decided Calvin is too sleepy so is making Calvin a sandwich to perk him up.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 24, 2020 3:05 PM
It’s truly amazing how obtuse Calvin can willfully choose to be when it comes to schoolwork.

Twitter: April 23

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2009 9:13 AM
I’m grabbing a quick bite to eat before trying an hour of power pumping.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2009 9:14 AM
I’ve decided to try splitting power pumping into 1 hr in the morning and 1 in the afternoon.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2009 10:03 AM
Wednesday we had a disaster with me forgetting the diaper bag on an excursion.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2009 10:04 AM
One of my tasks today is to put together two “mini-diaper bags” for the cars to hopefully prevent any future disasters.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2009 10:52 AM
My power pumping hour netted 3 1/2 oz! Now off to shower.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2009 11:58 AM
I decided that I needed to take advantage of mommy Logan being here so I’m off to get my hair cut.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2009 2:56 PM
Back from the hair appointment now I’m starting another power pumping session.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2009 4:12 PM
Calvin is currently unhappy with both tummy time and the swing. I guess he just wants to be held.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2009 6:44 PM
Calvin has been pretty fussy this afternoon.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2009 7:28 PM
Calvin is finally asleep but now it’s time to pump again.


2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2010 7:44 AM
Both Calvin and I slept really well last night. I think it was the rain. I love rain.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2010 9:56 AM
I’m working at CVR with the lovely sound of rain on the roof.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2010 2:16 AM
Well, life interfered with most of my house cleaning this week but at least the floors are done.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2010 2:36 AM
From daycare: “Calvin enjoyed dancing today!”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2010 3:38 PM
I love my kitchen computer! (You may hear tedious repetitions of this for a while.)

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2010 3:57 PM
It looks like the wind has died down so we’re off to the park.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2010 5:07 PM
Back from the park. @calvinsdad appears to still be sleeping.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2010 6:02 PM
Just made Banana Muffins (https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/banana-muffins-recipe, minus the topping). I used ground oats instead of oat bran but they still turned out yummy.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2010 6:10 PM
@calvinsdad is still sleeping . . .

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2010 6:11 PM
Calvin is eating little bits of carrot finger food very well.


2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2011 5:16 PM
Back from church, nap/walk, and Holifest at Qualcomm. I’m tired.


2012

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2012 12:48 PM
I’ve got almost everything that’s not currently being used packed upstairs.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2012 12:49 PM
Downstairs is going to be trickier . . .

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2012 5:02 PM
Our children’s librarian showed Calvin a globe and pointed out Denver, he turned it around, pointed at China, and chirped, “China!”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2012 9:15 PM
Well, it _seemed_ like a good idea to pack away all my hot chocolate in addition to most ingredients used to make hot chocolate.


2013

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2013 9:38 AM
I have declared today a snow day for Calvin. I don’t feel like venturing out at the moment.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2013 9:38 AM
Fortunately, Calvin can amuse himself these days. It’s amazing.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2013 12:24 PM
I told Calvin we could visit the CVR library when he picked up his waffle blocks. I’ve never seen him so industrious cleaning up before.


2014

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2014 8:33 PM
I might convert to “expensive” jeans (as compared to the thrift store :) ). Levi Bold Curve short jeans actually fit me.


2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2015 3:23 PM
I’m amazed it took this long for me to need to change the battery in Julian’s bouncy seat.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2015 4:17 PM
Caught up on work email! My brain feels a little more sane now.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2015 4:18 PM
I was starting to get a little bored with the sleep, eat, feed cycle I’ve been in for the past 3 weeks.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2015 4:51 PM
I’m tempting fate with tonight’s supper plans.


2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2016 6:48 PM
Julian just found and spilled an open bag of chocolate chips all over the kitchen floor.


2018

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2018 5:37 PM
Airports are much easier without children.


2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2020 2:06 PM
Calvin’s math test, “Susan has 1/6 of a bottle of water. She wants to share it equally among herself and 2 friends.”

Calvin’s response, “Obviously not a COVID math problem.”

Screenshot of a math problem. It says Question 1. 1 point. Susan has 1/6 of a bottle of water. She wants to share it equally among herself and 2 friends. What fraction of the bottle of water would each person get? Blank 1: and then there is a text box to enter an answer.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2020 2:07 PM
Apparently another example has a teacher giving out cups of grape tomatoes to students. Calvin believes this to be unrealistic.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2020 2:14 PM
He’s continuing to evaluate each question on whether or not it’s COVID-19 appropriate. Now he’s found some he believes implies rationing. (I have limited him to 8oz of milk a serving due to the 1 gallon limit at the grocery store so rationing is on his mind.)


2022

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2022 9:25 PM
I volunteered to help at Spring Fest at Calvin’s middle school. My Fitbit says I walked 11 miles yesterday which might explain why my legs hurt.

Twitter: April 22

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2009 9:54 AM
I’m up for the day. Still hoping to get to story time but it might not happen today either.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2009 10:03 AM
Just finished eating. Now am going to try breastfeeding Calvin for a couple of minutes.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2009 10:38 AM
Just finished reading Calvin 3 books while I was pumping. Now we’re off to see if we can make it to story time at the library.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2009 12:32 PM
We had a successful trip. We made it to story time, picked up Calvin’s birth certificate, and made a quick stop by Walmart.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2009 12:32 PM
Now trying to feed and then pump.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2009 1:04 PM
Nana (Mommy Logan) is trying the breastflow bottle again. I don’t think much progress is being made . . .

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2009 1:05 PM
I’m grabbing a quick snack before taking another nap.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2009 2:38 PM
Got up from my nap and now am eating while contemplating power pumping for a bit.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2009 3:04 PM
I’m now power pumping at the table while working on paying bills. It’s working well at the moment but I’m not juggling Calvin also.


2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2010 7:38 AM
Calvin just woke up. I don’t remember the last time he slept this late. Maybe he’s sick?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2010 11:33 AM
I keep accidentally closing apps which is easy to do in a VNC session via Remote Access via virtualized Windows running on Linux.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2010 2:15 PM
I think I’m going to get an D for housecleaning this week. I keep trying but stuff keeps coming up. I just finished for the day, 1 hr late.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2010 2:48 PM
From daycare: “Calvin enjoyed finger painting today! :)”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2010 5:37 PM
It stopped rainy and being so windy so Calvin walked me around the neighborhood.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2010 6:00 PM
Calvin just spit up(?) a glob of half-masticated banana onto my shoulder. He had banana several hours ago.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2010 6:00 PM
So far I’m really liking having a kitchen computer. It makes everything so much easier.


2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2011 9:31 AM
Calvin is adorning himself with frog stickers.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2011 9:31 AM
(Daycare is closed today so I’m trying to work while watching Calvin. Not a complete disaster yet . . . )

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2011 11:11 AM
It’s amazing how much work I’m getting done with Calvin at home. I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2011 12:32 PM
I took advantage of Calvin staying home to give him PB & Honey sandwich today for lunch (no peanuts allowed at daycare).

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2011 1:22 PM
Calvin doesn’t seem interested in the idea of a nap.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2011 1:22 PM
I think I might be hearing him use his toddler bed rail as a spring board . . .

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2011 5:39 PM
Calvin just poured his fish crackers into the milk and looked surprised when I involuntarily exclaimed, “yucky!”


2013

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2013 9:34 AM
Calvin’s snowman has now completely melted away. Just in time for snow today.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2013 10:28 AM
I set out on my walk early, in short sleeves, hoping to beat the snow. I lost.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2013 10:30 AM
Now to drink all the calories I expended on my walk with hot chai.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2013 11:02 AM
It’s a miracle, iAllowance, GnuCash, and my wallet all balance with each other.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2013 12:11 PM
Calvin now has enough in his 529 to cover 1 year as an engineering student at CU if he lived at home (at today’s prices).

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2013 12:13 PM
He doesn’t have enough to afford a year at WWU yet. However, we have time.


2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2015 7:48 AM
Julian sleeps! Now going back to bed.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2015 7:38 PM
Oh. Both children scheduled to see the Dr on Friday but at different times.


2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2016 8:46 AM
Julian is very sad :(

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2016 4:23 PM
It’s 80 today.

Ted “Theodore” Logan @calvinsdad 5:28 PM
@spreadsheetmom It rained in SFO today.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2016 5:40 PM
@calvinsdad maybe we should switch states depending on weather

[I thought I was joking but it turns out I wasn’t.]

Ted “Theodore” Logan @calvinsdad 5:58 PM
@spreadsheetmom Sounds reasonable to me.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2016 5:52 PM
Calvin is enjoying opening and closing doors.

One-Year-old Julian, dressed in a one-piece purple cotton outfit, shows off his chubby cheeks while smiling and opening the white outside door.

[I said Calvin but this is clearly Julian . . .]

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2016 6:00 PM
Calvin and Julian play in the sandbox. Calvin is dressed in a long sleeve white dress shirt and grey slacks which means it's a Friday and his hasn't changed out of his school clothes yet. Julian is dressed in a purple cotton one-piece pantsuit.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2016 9:48 PM
Just caught Calvin reading in bed. Again.

[I’m clearly proud.]


2017

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2017 10:35 AM
Julian gets ready for his first carousel ride.

Julian looks at the camera while grabbing the pole of the carousel horse. In the background we can see additional carousel horses.


2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2020 12:55 PM
First rose!

A fully open bright red rose with green leaves and an unopened rosebud behind. There are raindrops sitting on the leaves and the rose petals.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 22, 2020 5:18 PM
The problem with doing ones own cooking is you know how unhealthy it is.

Twitter: April 21

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2009 9:37 AM
One of Yoda’s tires died so I’m skipping power pumping today to have time to go get new tires.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2009 12:50 PM
Got back from the grocery store an hour ago and immediately went on a walk with Calvin.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2009 12:50 PM
Now I’m pumping again trying to keep Calvin entertained while Mommy Logan fixes us lunch.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2009 1:17 PM
I got around 2 oz though it was 3 hrs since my last pumping.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2009 2:04 PM
Calvin’s about as fussy today as yesterday.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2009 2:20 PM
I’m pretty sure Calvin is in the midst of his 3 week growth spurt. He had 4 oz of food and 2 hrs later had another 4 1/2 oz.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2009 2:20 PM
Off to pump again . . .

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2009 2:44 PM
Now we’re running around trying to get out the door to get tires replaced in Boulder. After that is Calvin’s appointment.


2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2010 6:58 AM
I went to bed too late last night. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2010 7:08 AM
Calvin is very unhappy this morning. Not sure why.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2010 12:09 PM
Just got back from sending me “new” work computer up to Greeley for replacement. Have I mentioned I’m cursed?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2010 1:26 PM
My kitchen computer just arrived.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2010 1:28 PM
I was actually in the midst of cleaning the kitchen but examining new technology is much more interesting.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2010 3:24 PM
From daycare: “Calvin had fun crawling on the mats”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2010 3:24 PM
Now I’m getting ready to go to our new Mommy-O group.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2010 5:55 PM
Just arrived back home. Had lots of fun at the Mommy group.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2010 7:19 PM
Wow, my new kitchen computer has a much bigger screen than I was visualizing. I did *measure* before buying, I just didn’t visualize.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2010 10:00 PM
I really should stop customizing this computer and go to bed.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2010 10:23 PM
Ok, I’m really going to bed now.


2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2011 7:49 AM
From daycare yesterday: “Calvin had fun visiting Shell Seekers :)” (next classroom up)

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2011 4:53 PM
Fish, of the cracker variety, are breeding in my car.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2011 5:18 PM
From daycare: “Calvin listened to several books this morning and enjoyed sticking stickers on paper.”


2012

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2012 8:52 PM
I used an entire 16x12x12 box for my dried spices and herbs. In other news, the kitchen is looking bare.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2012 9:12 PM
Now that Calvin is sleeping, and no longer available to supervise, @calvinsdad has changed the duplo train tracks to fit _his_ vision.


2013

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2013 4:03 PM
Two more Easter eggs found in our yard.


2014

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2014 4:13 PM
Calvin wants to keep his tweety bird bandage as a souvenir to remind him of this morning’s vaccination. (???)


2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2015 8:25 AM
I think Julian’s bouncy seat needs a book holder.

Ted “Theodore” Logan @calvinsdad 8:39 AM
@spreadsheetmom For him or for you?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2015 8:43 AM
@calvinsdad I was thinking for him but there might be merit for me too.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2015 9:08 AM
Julian appears to have developed hiccups in his sleep.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2015 5:17 PM
Julian is transfixed by Tana Hoban’s book _Black & White_.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2015 5:17 PM
He’s laying in the pack and play cooing at it.


2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2016 12:16 PM
My piano is getting an interview. It’s very nerve wracking listening. I think the bass may be misbehaving.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2016 12:30 PM
Yeah, I thought the bass was acting up. Though player said this is fairly common with Yamahas and is going to talk to my tuner.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2016 5:26 PM
I think Julian just ate an insane amount of pasta.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2016 6:23 PM
Julian’s words of the day: up and open.


2018

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2018 9:08 AM
I’m surprised to discover that kisses still work for Calvin’s minor injuries.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2018 4:02 PM
It turns out Julian is too old for kisses. He falls down, starts crying, I start to walk to him and he says, “No! Go away!!”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2018 2:48 PM
Who knew clamoring up and down a hammock, repeatedly, could be such fun?
Picture taken from one end of the hammock. From the position of the camera you can see the back of Julian, dressed all in red, hanging on to the top of the ivory colored hammock.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2018 6:13 PM
Blue Bear may have run away from home while we were at the park. This is very bad.


2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2020 11:41 PM
Calvin is watching YouTube while walking on the treadmill. I think this is an improvement exercise-wise . . .

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 23, 2020 1:32 PM
Calvin is definitely getting more exercise by being allowed to watch YouTube at the same time. He’s regularly been walking an hour each day.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2020 2:39 PM
Last night I was looking at real estate and was wondering if COVID-19 would change what people want in a house.

Today I walked by a house in our neighborhood for sale. The description says, “Gigabit Fiber Internet makes it a pleasure to work from home.”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 21, 2020 4:19 PM
Calvin’s school art assignment today was to draw lemonade: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=r3DDO8n1NPY&feature=youtu.be

Of course he had to include a zombie.
Black ink drawing, colored in with crayon, of a zombie picking up a giant glass of lemonade from the table. The lemonade is in a clear glass with a slice of lemon on top of the glass and a red and white striped straw. The zombie is green with one bloodshot eyeball in the eye socket and one bloodshot eyeball falling out of the eye socket. The glass of lemonade appears to be as big as half of the zombie's body.

Twitter: April 20

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2009 12:10 PM
My 2 hrs of power pumping are done for the day :)

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2009 12:16 PM
(One of my current schemes is to power pump 2 hrs every day. I got 2 oz in the first hour. Only 1 oz the second but still it’s not bad.)


2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2010 7:44 AM
Calvin wasn’t enthusiastic but ate his breakfast better today.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2010 7:48 AM
Too bad Calvin isn’t as excited about feeding himself as he is with feeding me.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2010 11:33 AM
My work computer hates me.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2010 2:21 PM
Just rebalanced my 401a. Still sad I don’t get matching contributions anymore :(

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2010 2:24 PM
At some point I suppose I should look at all our retirement accounts and see what it looks like as a whole.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2010 4:09 PM
Went to the library instead of the park today.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2010 4:10 PM
Calvin seems grumpier than usual this afternoon.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2010 5:06 PM
When Calvin toddles, he puts his arms up at right angles which looks pretty funny.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2010 5:09 PM
From daycare: “Calvin had a blast visiting Rocky Mountain Rangers today!”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2010 5:47 PM
Calvin seems to be in a much better mood after I gave him a neck massage. He went completely limp while I rubbed his neck.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2010 7:04 PM
Calvin is very unhappy. We’re going to put him to bed a little early.


2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2011 5:42 PM
Grrrr Qwest messed up our static IP and now none of the departments know how to fix it.


2012

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2012 9:38 AM
I might have gotten unhealthily attached to having a spotlessly cleaned house during our recently house showing experiences.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2012 12:11 PM
There’s a child in our neighborhood that’s going to be heartbroken when we move and take our cats with us.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2012 4:59 PM
Mental note, don’t suggest Calvin “cook” with me when I’m hungry and grouchy.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2012 5:15 PM
Calvin just drew a stick figure of daddy. It was recognizable as human-stick-figure-like.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2012 5:17 PM
Maybe I don’t recognize most of what Calvin draws because he draws multiple things on top of each other.


2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2015 5:23 PM
The insurance bills for Julian’s birth/stay are impressive. So glad we have good insurance.


2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2016 1:21 PM
Julian has gleefully expanded his vocabulary to “uh-oh”.


2017

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2017 11:48 AM
Well, Calvin’s filling went great. Less than an hour after dropping Calvin off I get a call he needs to go to the DR.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2017 11:49 AM
We’re waiting in the ER. Gash is wide but Calvin seems fine. He’s having fun playing with my new iPad.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2017 12:17 PM
Just saw PA they’re going to numb, scrub, and then close it up. Expect we’ll be here another hour.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2017 12:18 PM
Also, the iPad is a miracle device and I’m never leaving home without it again.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2017 2:10 PM
7 stitches. We’re waiting on the bandage and then will be good to go.

[When asked what happened.]

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2017 2:05 PM 5:01 PM
He fell from a fence. At least that is what he’s telling the adults.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2017 3:55 PM
Just to clarify, Calvin’s gash is on his leg, below the knee.


2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2020 11:04 AM
Today I’m going to try to be on 2 meetings at once. This should be interesting. One earbud in each ear.


2021

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 20, 2021 7:07 PM
These days, I get surprisingly giddy every time I’m in a non-grocery store.

Twitter: April 19

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2009 1:10 PM
We’re about ready to try a grand adventure involving traveling to Boulder and pumping in the car.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2009 6:39 PM
Two successful car pumpings!

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2009 6:42 PM
It may be wishful thinking but breastfeeding seems better. He stayed on the left side without hurting too much (right side not so much).


2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2010 6:34 AM
Calvin was muttering while I was exercising but now he seems back to sleep.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2010 7:09 AM
Calvin is refusing to eat breakfast.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2010 2:33 PM
From daycare: “Calvin enjoyed playing with balls today!”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2010 2:33 PM
Calvin only ate about 1/2 his lunch also.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2010 5:28 PM
We just got back from the park. Calvin learned about echoes today underneath the covered picnic area.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2010 5:35 PM
Calvin found where his beloved burp cloths are stored.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2010 5:52 PM
Mental note: if you plan of giving Calvin leftovers from supper, maybe the Cayenne should be avoided.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2010 6:02 PM
My first attempt to make scrambled eggs ever. I think they taste disgusting but I don’t like eggs. We’ll see what Calvin thinks.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2010 6:15 PM
Well, Calvin seems to approve of the scrambled eggs.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2010 8:20 PM
Finished pureeing Calvin’s food tomorrow and baking @calvinsdad’s lunch cookies. Now it’s time to feed a fluffy romance book.


2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2011 6:23 PM
Calvin didn’t take a nap today I think he’s going to bed earlyish.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2011 6:23 PM
In other news, Calvin enjoys licking the yogurt off artichoke leaves but doesn’t seem enthralled by the leaves.


2012

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2012 7:26 AM
From daycare yesterday, “Calvin enjoyed playing in dress up!”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2012 2:18 PM
Calvin has been taking naps most days this week. I’d be a lot more excited if he was going to bed before 9:30.


2013

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2013 12:40 PM
Argh. Paying Calvin’s allowance in cash is going to drive me insane. His wallet balances. Mine doesn’t.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2013 12:41 PM
Oh, wait, I forgot a tip. Whew, I balance. Everything’s better.


2014

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2014 9:06 AM
All Calvin’s church supplies now fit in my purse. Obviously it’s time to make things more complicated.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2014 5:58 PM
There’s a gentle pitter patter of rain outside and books and computers strewn everywhere inside. It’s a good day.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2014 6:06 PM
Hm, apparently I’m trying to run out of every type of flour I have on hand.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2014 8:47 PM
How quaint. I just rented a physical DVD.


2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 19, 2020 1:45 PM
Julian wants more attention so I’m letting him comb my hair while I pay bills. My hair is getting very poofy.