Twitter: April 1

2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2010 6:45 AM
Calvin doesn’t seem a big fan of Garbanzo pot pie. Of course, that could be because I gave his portion an extra serving of peas.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2010 6:47 AM
This is Calvin’s 2nd day to not get a bottle 1st thing.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2010 6:50 AM
Calvin’s food colors for breakfast: yellow, purple, brown, and a smidgen of green.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2010 8:00 AM
Calvin is chewing enthusiastically on his sippy cup.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2010 8:15 AM
Bother! I keep forgetting to try giving Calvin a bit of peanut butter for breakfast.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2010 12:01 PM
Wow, I actually have the house clean and still have 30 min before needing to go to work.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2010 1:39 PM
Trying to resist the urge to buy genre stickers for home library.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2010 5:58 PM
Calvin is eating little pieces of tofu for supper.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2010 5:59 PM
I noticed there’s a raw looking spot on his bottom gum. I’m wondering if a tooth is poking threw. Though the placement looks odd.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2010 6:10 PM
The tofu is a hit but the avocado doesn’t impress Calvin.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2010 6:20 PM
A nice balanced meal is collecting on Calvin’s bib.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2010 6:35 PM
Calvin has been consistently using his spoon to attempt to eat food (most of it’s getting on his bib but it’s still a good try).

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2010 7:56 PM
From daycare: “Calvin enjoyed painting with his feet”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2010 8:59 PM
Finished everything I had to do today. Now I’m going to relax with a book and some tea.


2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2011 8:14 AM
I think Calvin is finally well enough to go back to daycare today!!

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2011 4:30 PM
Calvin just got back from testing out his new sand toys at the park.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2011 6:07 PM
From daycare: “Calvin loved pouring noodles from one cup to another!”


2013

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2013 1:32 PM
Ideally, I’d like there to be no April Fools’ Day. Barring that, it’d be nice if anything real wouldn’t be posted today.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2013 1:34 PM
I have 16 holds to pickup at the library. My card only has 7 checked out items left. How to decide what to return?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2013 1:36 PM
Oh. I was reading the wrong number. I only have 3 more items I can check out without going over the limit.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2013 1:39 PM
Hm, perhaps keeping a book that lists 100s of other books that might be worth checking out just proves I have a problem.


2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2016 7:26 AM
Me: Calvin your homework isn’t done even though you said it was. Calvin: Why did you even check?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2016 7:27 AM
Apparently my son doesn’t think I recognize a pattern when I see it?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2016 6:16 PM
Calvin’s wearing my robe and at the right angle it looks like a disreputable wizard’s robe.


2017

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2017 5:00 PM
My plane has landed. I feel ready to go back to bed but I suppose that would be a bad idea.


2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2020 12:36 PM
Calvin, Julian, and I are all on video calls at the moment. Seems like @calvinsdad is getting left out.

Ted “Theodore” Logan @calvinsdad Apr 1, 2020 1:50 PM
When walking on a path, should you walk:
* On the right side 100%
* On the left side 0%
* In the middle 0%
* Zig-zagging at random 0%

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2020 3:00 PM
Julian definitely would definitely be zigzagging while insisting he was staying on the right.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom Apr 1, 2020 4:21 PM
Julian put together a puzzle (with help).
Julian standing next to a large floor puzzle.