Category Archives: Spreadsheetmom Tweets

Twitter: May 22

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2009 8:41 AM
I’m scarfing down breakfast hoping I can finish eating before Calvin completely wakes up.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2009 10:14 AM
Just finished pumping. Now it’s story time.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2009 11:06 AM
I think Calvin might be sleepy already but it seems like he just got up for the night.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2009 11:06 AM
I’m putting him in his crib for a couple of minutes to see if that calms him down.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2009 11:09 AM
Okay, he definitely doesn’t want to sleep.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2009 11:29 AM
My first instinct was right. He’s sleepy, he just is having trouble getting to sleep.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2009 11:38 AM
Calvin may actually be napping this time. If so, I’m going to follow his example (without the really cranky first act).

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2009 12:29 PM
I think Calvin is ready to get up and eat again.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2009 1:06 PM
Just finished feeding Calvin. Now going to grab a quick lunch and then consider a walk.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2009 1:57 PM
Back from my walk and Calvin’s asleep. How is this going to affect our new nap routine?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2009 2:07 PM
Calvin didn’t want story time earlier but he seems calmer now so I’m going to try again.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2009 2:20 PM
Still not in the mood for story time.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2009 3:12 PM
Calvin is crying inconsolably again. Almost time to eat. Maybe he’s hungry?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2009 3:46 PM
I’m attempting to put Calvin down for another nap but he appears to be resisting.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2009 3:49 PM
He doesn’t want to sleep but is obviously tired.

2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2010 7:31 AM
As a special treat Calvin gets yogurt for breakfast.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2010 7:53 AM
Calvin’s playing on the porch while I get stuff ready for church. It’s already verging on too warm outside.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2010 8:13 AM
Well, Calvin’s persistent. He’s been trying to open tho lid to the “sandbox” for the last 20 min or so. Fortunately, he’s only whining.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2010 1:35 PM
People actually sat through my postlude. I don’t remember the last time that happened.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2010 1:35 PM
Calvin screamed when I left him for both Sabbath School and Church but seemed to calm down by the end.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2010 1:35 PM
Kendra even got him to sleep.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2010 2:09 PM
Calvin is happily pushing his high chair tray around the living room.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2010 2:24 PM
Making blueberry ice cream for tonight: https://web.archive.org/web/20120601124429/http://www.cookstr.com/recipes/blueberry-ice-cream

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2010 3:25 PM
Calvin is currently painting his tray with blueberries.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2010 3:57 PM
Calvin is only in a diaper right now so he has little blueberry stains all over his body.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2010 4:06 PM
Now that Calvin has been playing with @calvinsdad’s shoebox for several days I see the “no 0-3” icon on it. Though what’s the hazard?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2010 6:32 PM
My blueberry ice cream is now in the freezer to ripen.

2012

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2012 7:13 AM
The compost truck woke Calvin up so he got to watch them empty our compost.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2012 12:27 PM
Calvin went to the dentist today and actually allowed his teeth to be cleaned as well as x-rays to be taken.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2012 8:27 PM

2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2015 4:26 PM
Calvin coerced Nana and her friend into playing Catan Junior.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2015 5:34 PM
Calvin, “I think you’re the best mother that ever lived.” I believe this is because we had fake chicken nuggets and mashed potatoes.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2015 5:35 PM
I always feel guilty over how much I like eating the fake chicken nuggets.

2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2016 3:46 PM
Hm, Julian has a low fever. That probably explains the grumpiness.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2016 4:00 PM
I gave Julian ibuprofen and put him back down for another nap. Not sure how tonight will be . . .

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2016 7:01 PM
All-purpose flour is almost gone! https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/lemon-cookies-recipe

2017

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2017 6:05 PM
I have no chocolate :(

2019

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2019 8:37 PM
We have a lot of roses.

The front yard of a house. The yard has two terraces and has rows of roses on each terrace. The roses are mostly varying shades of pink but there are also some orange and a few yellow.

2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2020 10:02 AM
I come out of the office and see Julian and Sharon sitting together. As soon as Julian sees me he sits straight up and says, “we’re not doing anything!”

That’s not at all suspicious.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2020 10:33 AM
My coworker is very loud.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2020 11:36 AM
Calvin has my habit of talking to his computer and it’s hard for me to know when he’s talking to me vs the computer.

2021

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2021 12:34 PM
For the record, I still hate geometry. This is unfortunate as our house has a distinct lack of right angles.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2021 12:38 PM
It’s a really good thing I had algebra before geometry in school.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 22, 2021 6:56 PM
Wow, having to do 45 degree angles in rooms really slow down my floor plan creation. To be fair, it wasn’t just that. Doing the angled picture windows also took a lot time. Anyway, spent the entire day there and only have 3 rooms done: family, Julian’s, and Calvin’s.

2022

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2022 3:56 PM
Four school days left till the end of the school year and Julian is sick. Probably not COVID because he had a negative PCR test Thursday and negative rapid test today. However, we clearly can’t send him to school like this.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 24, 2022 7:58 AM
The PCR COVID test is negative so Julian probably doesn’t have COVID! However, he’s still blowing his nose a lot so another day home from school.

Twitter: May 21

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 8:57 AM
I’m up and have showered. Calvin’s still asleep but I expect him to wake any moment.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 8:59 AM
I’m debating whether or not to risk trying to pump before he gets up.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 9:20 AM
He’s still sleeping. Should I wake him up?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 10:15 AM
Calvin is practicing his bicycle legs at the moment.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 11:20 AM
Got the daycare packet and returned the scale. Now trying to convince him it’s time to nap.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 12:22 PM
Nap time wasn’t successfully so I’m going to feed him and try again.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 12:56 PM
In addition to trying to implement nap time, I’ve been trying to implement it in his crib upstairs.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 12:57 PM
The bassinet we’ve been using downstairs is only rated to 15 lbs and as @calvinsdad mentioned, Calvin in already 12lbs 8oz.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 12:58 PM
It looks like my scheme *might* have worked. Now to pump with the baby monitor next to me.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 1:54 PM
Calvin is up again but I did get most of supper put together.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 2:06 PM
Calvin successfully sucked his thumb for about 2 seconds!

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 2:06 PM
I think he’s still sleepy. I’m going to try rocking him a bit.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 2:38 PM
I’ve deeply offended Calvin and I don’t know how. Maybe I got him up from his original nap too soon?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 2:58 PM
Well, music soothed him for a bit but he’s crying again.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 5:13 PM
Calvin just ate again so we’re trying for another nap. He was falling asleep as I fed him but seems resistant to the nap idea.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 5:24 PM
Life is so much saner now that I understand Calvin won’t take naps on his own unless you leave him in his crib and shut the door.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2009 5:25 PM
I guess life is just too interesting to take a voluntary break.

2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2010 7:31 AM
Calvin likes Brown Rice Pancakes _much_ better than Puff Apple Pancakes.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2010 8:20 AM
I think Calvin is going to be able to crawl out of his activity center soon.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2010 8:43 AM
Normally Calvin is excited to see the other kids at daycare but today he didn’t want me to leave.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2010 2:40 PM
Today was pajama day at daycare so Calvin got to wear his new “Zoom to the Moon” pajamas.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2010 2:41 PM
From daycare: “Calvin had a blast climbing on mats today!”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2010 2:41 PM
Hm . . . it appears he didn’t eat any veggies or beans for lunch, only fruit.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2010 2:46 PM
I brought a pillow into the kitchen so Calvin can lay down on it and drink his bottle while he watches me work in the kitchen.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2010 4:29 PM
Just got back from the park and now the house feels stuffy in contrast.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2010 5:45 PM
Calvin is playing with his baby quarterstaff again (i.e. the wooden rod to secure the sliding door).

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2010 6:07 PM
I have a carton of whipping cream that needs to be used. I guess we’re having ice cream this weekend.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2010 6:15 PM
I think Calvin wants something that’s not on the menu tonight. He’s refusing to eat beans soup which he normally likes.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2010 7:22 PM
The trickiest part of playing for church these days is finding a babysitter for Calvin.

2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2011 1:56 PM
Calvin shrieked for 15 min on the way home from church. As soon as I got home, I handed him to @calvinsdad

2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2015 6:03 PM
The scheduled shut off on the iPad works! (And Calvin is most distressed by this.)

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2015 8:05 PM
Julian threw a fit and refused to breastfeed tonight. Turns out it was because there was nothing there. 15 min pumping = 7 mL.

2021

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2021 12:00 PM
You’d think with the number of houses I’ve lived in within the past 10 years I wouldn’t be so excited by yet another house. However, I’m still at the point where I have to stop myself from squeeing every time I walk in.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2021 2:33 PM
I applaud the dedication to making voids into storage. However, if I’m storing anything that out of the way maybe I should get rid of it instead.

Picture of hallway with door at the end. Above the door, about 9 feet up, is a storage cupboard.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 21, 2021 7:46 PM
I picked (Meyer?) lemons from our house today and made Coconut Citrus Cookies and Lemonade. I’d still prefer a persimmon tree but Calvin is a lemon convert.

https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/lemon-coconut-cookies-recipe

Twitter: May 20

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2009 10:22 AM
Was going to give up on breastfeeding (though not pumping) except I really needed to feed Calvin and pump at the same time.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2009 10:22 Am
So, I breastfed and he got 2 oz that way.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2009 10:23 am
Now he might be finished eating so I’m pumping.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2009 10:31 am
Calvin appears to be napping for the moment.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2009 11:28 am
I think 5 woke Calvin up :(

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2009 12:36 pm
Calvin still appears enchanted by Bach’s piano Inventions.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2009 1:18 pm
Almost time for another feeding. Maybe he’ll nap after it?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2009 2:06 pm
He’s been pretty cranky the last couple of hours. I’m running out of ways to amuse him.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2009 2:12 pm
Just finished feeding Calvin. Now if I’m very lucky he’ll sleep while I pump.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2009 2:12 pm
Calvin just ate 7 oz.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2009 3:20 pm
He’s not sleeping but he’s not too upset either.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2009 3:47 pm
Calvin’s sleeping at the moment. I tried to sleep but the phone woke me up :S Fortunately, Calvin still appears to be sleeping.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2009 5:12 pm
He slept just long enough for me to get a bit of supper prep done.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2009 5:12 pm
Feeding time :)

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2009 5:34 pm
Calvin is now cooing happily on my lap.

2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2010 2:56 PM
Calvin is licking the hummus off the crackers I gave him.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2010 2:59 PM
From daycare “Calvin enjoyed exploring how sticky Karo syrup really is!”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2010 3:00 PM
And mom thought the stuff _I_ gave Calvin was messy.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2010 3:04 PM
I think Calvin’s favorite food must be banana.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2010 3:23 PM
Calvin can _almost_ clap in time to the music.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2010 5:31 PM
Just got back from the park and now Calvin is playing in the sandbox.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2010 5:31 PM
I put a hat on Calvin’s head and he took it off but then he put it back on again.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2010 8:46 PM
Just finished cleaning the fridge. Now off to softly practice the piano and hopefully not wake Calvin.

2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2011 4:33 PM
At least Calvin got about 1/2 hr in the park before it started raining . . .

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2011 5:00 PM
From daycare: “Calvin worked on putting puzzles together this morning.”

2013

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2013 3:24 PM
Should “watching” an audiobook be counted as screen time?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2013 3:24 PM
Calvin’s listening to an audio book that I synchronized print illustrations to.

2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2015 5:24 PM
You think Data’s jokes in “The Outrageous Okona” are bad? Try listening to a kindergartener retell them . . .

2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2016 2:35 PM
Well, there’s the work order for IT to disable all my accounts.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2016 6:37 PM
Julian just picked up my computer from the floor and threw it.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2016 6:55 PM
Today in school Calvin explained to his classmates that only women have uteruses.

[I don’t remember if there was additional context but this comment clearly doesn’t age well on it’s own.]

2018

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2018 10:51 AM
I’m boxing up books and am finding quite a few books with multiple box numbers already assigned in LibraryThing.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2018 11:08 AM AM
The problem with packing up books is I have to overcome the urge to sit down and just start re-reading them.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2018 11:09 AM AM
Also, @calvinsdad and I have a date to Borderlands today and I’m now wondering if this is a sneaky plan to buy more books so I’m never done packing them.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2018 3:54 PM
Julian is sniffing the books.

2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2020 3:27 PM
Over the years I have been stopped and asked questions by other patrons multiple times in libraries I don’t work at.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2020 3:27 PM
Yesterday, I was stopped in Lowe’s by someone who assumed I worked there and was confused when I told her I had no idea where the landscaping fabric was located.

So, I guess now I look competent enough in a home improvement store to pass as an employee.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2020 3:27 PM
At least with libraries I could usually could make educated guesses. At home improvement stores I’m wandering around lost until I stumble across what I need (having a slight fear of asking staff for help).

[I guess I just look helpful? Last weekend someone mistake me for a thrift store employee.]

2021

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2021 6:03 PM
I’m looking at our new master bedroom closet and it’s definitely big enough to be an office.
An empty walk-in closet with Julian shown for size perspective. Julian is small, the closet is very large.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 20, 2021 8:41 PM
The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced I should make it my office. At least till Sharon moves out and we have a spare bedroom.

Twitter: May 19

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2009 10:28 AM
We’re up for the day. I have to figure out some way to be coherent yet wake up earlier.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2009 11:34 AM
Another feeding and pumping successfully finished. Now what to do with him?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2009 12:51 PM
Calvin might be taking a nap now. I’m going to hope for the best and try to emulate him.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2009 1:03 PM
My dreams of Calvin taking a nap were short lived.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2009 1:48 PM
Okay, now that I decided it’s time for him to eat, he manages 3 oz and now is completely asleep.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2009 1:48 PM
At least it gives me time to pump.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2009 2:44 PM
I need to get out of the house and Calvin needs to sleep so off to the library we go.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2009 4:51 PM
We’re back from the library with several baby care books.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2009 4:59 PM
Calvin’s awake again (went to sleep in the car on the way back from the library).

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2009 4:59 PM
He’s not crying. Yet.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2009 6:00 PM
Calvin is very smiley right now. He even laughed once or twice.

2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2010 7:46 AM
I finally felt and slept well enough to get up early and exercise this morning.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2010 7:57 AM
Calvin is trying to eat his pancakes with a spoon. It’s a valiant effort that is mostly failing.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2010 2:02 PM
@calvinsdad Yea!

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2010 5:23 PM
Back from taking mom to the airport.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2010 5:24 PM
Calvin was a little cranky but I put some music on with a loud beat and he had fun clapping with the music for a bit.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2010 5:28 PM
Calvin is having fun playing with the mangos in their plastic case.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2010 6:54 PM
Calvin was starving for snack this afternoon but doesn’t seem particularly excited by dinner.

2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2011 4:42 PM
We went to Longmont library today and as Calvin was walking downstairs he started counting, “1,2,3,6.” After that, every other step was 6.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2011 4:44 PM
I think Colorado is endeavoring to get us acclimated to western WA before we go on vacation :)

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2011 4:46 PM
Oh, somehow I missed that Calvin hadn’t taken a nap today. That could provide excitement for our book club this evening.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2011 4:47 PM
From daycare: “Calvin had fun coloring today :)”

2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2015 8:01 AM
It appears that I swaddled Julian’s pacifier with him last night. This explains why I couldn’t find it.

2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2016 6:58 AM
Calvin is getting a huge kick out of reading Julian’s twitter feed.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2016 7:48 AM
Calvin’s first ponytail.

Picture of Calvin in the family room. Calvin's back is too us and we can see his hair is tied back in a very short, 1-inch, ponytale.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2016 8:15 AM
And today we have exhibit A of why I don’t wear nice clothes around Julian.

2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 19, 2020 12:26 PM
It finally happened: Today I took 2 calls in the laundry/furnace room.

Twitter: May 18

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2009 12:08 PM
Calvin just now woke up. Of course he’s starved and screaming.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2009 1:30 PM
I’m considering going on a walk but it’s kind of warm today.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2009 1:32 PM
Hm, 81 degrees. I think that’s too hot.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2009 1:34 PM
Hm, if I hurry, maybe I can take him walking in the mall instead.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2009 3:15 PM
Mall walking was quite a success. I walked for about 35 min and then drove home. No sun or heat to worry about.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2009 3:33 PM
Calvin is awake. Off for another feeding. Fortunately, I already finished pumping.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2009 3:33 PM
This follows my new strategy, pump everytime he sleeps.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2009 4:00 PM
I keep trying to get pictures of Calvin when he’s smiling and I keep missing.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2009 4:30 PM
Okay, tummy time with Calvin is officially over. He’s now crying :(

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2009 5:07 PM
I think Calvin wants to go to sleep but hasn’t managed to yet.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2009 6:27 PM
Well, he never managed to go to sleep so I’m now trying to pump and entertain him at the same time.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2009 6:53 PM
Calvin is very seriously sucking his hand in between burst of crying. Hungry again?

2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2010 4:16 PM
Off to pickup Calvin and go thrift store shopping.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2010 8:11 PM
From daycare: “Calvin enjoyed playing Peek-a-boo and painting ice cream cones!”

2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2011 8:14 PM
From daycare: “Calvin enjoyed painting on a circle this morning.”

2012

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2012 7:20 PM
Calvin is attempting to help me make Naan. He thinks it’s like play-dough.

2013

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2013 9:44 PM
We don’t have currants. They’re honeysuckle :(

2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2015 3:01 PM
I wonder how many of our house problems we can blame on hgtv.

2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2016 9:44 PM
Baby’s first Duplo project.
A slightly blurry photo of Julian when he was young with several duplos put together on top of a duplo truck trailer bed.

2017

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2017 6:33 AM
Ugh, I hate dealing with rogue fire alarms in the middle of the night :(

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2017 6:40 AM
Batteries are ordered. Now do I try to go back to bed for 50 min?

2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2020 7:23 AM
Julian dictated appreciation notes for me, our au pair, and @calvinsdad. They were pretty cute.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 18, 2020 7:23 AM
Hm, I wonder if this means I should write one for him.

Twitter: May 17

2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2010 9:06 AM
Calvin had a very restless night last night.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2010 4:48 PM
Calvin had been asleep for 2 hrs when we picked him up at daycare.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2010 4:48 PM
He’s just now starting to wake up enough to interact.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2010 7:23 PM
Calvin is enjoying garbanzo pot pie for supper.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2010 7:33 PM
It’s a beautiful day outside so Calvin is eating his supper on the deck.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2010 8:07 PM
Just got back from the grocery store and already have things for my list next week.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2010 8:49 PM
Grandma is reading Calvin a story about going to the potty.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2010 10:01 PM
From daycare: “Calvin enjoyed painting ladybugs today!”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2010 11:08 PM
Made Puff Apple Pancakes for Calvin tomorrow with no added sugar and grated apples instead of sliced.

2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2011 2:54 PM
My most recent book order has arrived!

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2011 3:47 PM
Hmm . . . the credit card account balanced too easily. I’m suspicious.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2011 6:48 PM
I was intoxicated by the books at the library today and brought home too many of them.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2011 6:50 PM
From daycare: “Calvin won our camel race across the dessert today in Shell Seekers! [next classroom up which he was visiting] So cute :)”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2011 7:17 PM
Made a curry with Pigeon peas. It’s . . . fascinating.

2012

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2012 9:51 AM
Me, “Good morning Calvin!” Calvin, in a whiny and still sleepy voice, “Don’t say that!”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2012 11:49 AM
Calvin appears to think I have the ability to fix everything with a hammer and a screwdriver.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2012 3:30 PM
I’m a little worried that if I clean our master bath too well, I might start harming the odd and fragile finishes.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2012 3:40 PM
I can’t tell what my kitchen plant thinks about the move to the new house.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2012 4:49 PM
Calvin’s room looks like mine use to, several decades ago. My sins come back to haunt me *sigh*

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2012 6:55 PM
Calvin does not understand, and is frustrated with, how long it takes to make ice cream from scratch.

2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2020 3:46 PM
At length, the side planter is done.
Side yard of house. There is a planter section surrounded by a stone wall with new plants and bark chips.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2020 5:39 PM
When cleaning up the overgrown weeds we also found potatoes.
A bunch of dirty red potatoes piled on a inside bench.

iesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2020 5:44 PM
If we stayed longer at this house I would need to get more vases.
Large yellow rose cut and placed in a glass drinking glass.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2020 6:19 PM
I’m looking how much we’re spending on staying home and it’s terrifying: office chairs, fancy coffee grinders, takeout with higher than average tips, etc. The economy might not be doing well but it’s not our fault.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2020 6:25 PM
Oh, bookstores. How could I forget bookstores. (I’m getting plenty of books online from the library but I want the local bookstores to still exist when this is over so am buying more than I normally would.)

[Jaeger noted that he hadn’t been buying any plane tickets for the last three months.]

2021

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 17, 2021 7:26 PM
It’s oddly compelling to watch @calvinsdad progress, shared via Google Maps, as he drives back home. It even updates the street view picture every so often.

Twitter: May 16

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 16, 2009 12:53 Pm
First feeding of the morning is finished. Now I’m off for our walk.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 16, 2009 9:08 PM
I think I’ve managed to clean most of the lint off Calvin’s toes.

2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 16, 2010 10:59 AM
We’re eating breakfast and then headed off to the zoo today.

2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 16, 2011 4:15 PM
I’m going to try walking to daycare again to pick up Calvin.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 16, 2011 6:03 PM
It took 1/2 hr to walk to Calvin’s daycare and 1 hr to walk back. Along the way Calvin admired dandelion seeds.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 16, 2011 7:20 PM
From daycare: “Calvin had fun playing with shovels and an elephant watering can this morning.”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 16, 2011 7:20 PM
In other news, Calvin didn’t nap :(

2012

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 16, 2012 8:28 PM
Planting our new herbs and tomatoes took longer than I expected so we’re eating “breakfast for supper” tonight.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 16, 2012 9:12 PM
We have a clean/dirty magnet for our dishwasher!

2013

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 16, 2013 5:58 PM
As soon as Calvin got home he managed to coerce Uncle Willy into playing legos with him.

2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 16, 2015 11:54 AM
Julian took a very good nap this morning!

2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 16, 2016 3:36 PM
I want to eat lunch but Julian is downstairs and will start crying if I emerge and don’t let him attach to me.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 16, 2016 11:39 PM
Calvin has fallen asleep under my desk.

2021

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 16, 2021 10:40 AM
Calvin thought today was Monday and tried to login to school.

[It was a Sunday.]

Twitter: May 15

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2009 8:25 AM
I think Calvin has officially started cooing. Now if only he’d sleep for a couple more hours.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2009 8:54 AM
Okay, sleep is a lost cause. Calvin is fully awake.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2009 9:12 AM
It’s too bad babies don’t come with signs that say things like, “I’m hungry”, “I’m sleepy”, “I’m just cranky”.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2009 12:07 PM
I think Calvin is cluster feeding.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2009 12:17 PM
I’ve been feeding Calvin off and on since 10:30.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2009 12:23 PM
Whew, he’s sleeping (at least for 2 seconds).

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2009 12:39 PM
Yeah, I spoke too soon.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2009 1:55 PM
Well, he slept for about 30 minutes. Just long enough for me to pump.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2009 2:31 PM
Hungry again?

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2009 3:46 PM
Well, looks like he’s hungry again. After all, it’s been a full hour since he ate.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2009 5:10 PM
Well, Calvin did sleep except I was holding him at the time and was afraid to move.

2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2010 1:57 PM
Took Calvin on a walk after Sabbath school so he could take a nap.

2012

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2012 7:25 PM
From daycare, “Calvin enjoyed reading _The Carrot Seed_!”

2013

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2013 2:48 PM
Calvin passed his hearing test with flying colors.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2013 5:03 PM
My holds are coming in for vacation. I’m so excited! Reading, by myself, only me!!

[I still remember this as one of my best vacation ever.]

2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2015 12:28 PM
The good news is I’m not tired. The bad news is Julian is pretty cranky today.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2015 1:48 PM
Mommy exercise: running up and down the stairs to put the pacifier back in baby’s mouth.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2015 3:42 PM
Someday I’m going to remember to grab my cookbooks before starting the baby swing.

2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2016 7:26 PM
The internet is succeeding in messing with my head.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2016 8:37 PM
Considering whether Amazon Fresh is worth the $299 after all since Safeway’s delivery service doesn’t allow hyphenated last names.

2019

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2019 5:03 PM
Most of our rose bushes are blooming.

Picture of a rose. The rose is pink with the pink getting darker at the edges of the petals. The leaves are dark green.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2019 5:45 PM
Calvin and I are making supper tonight together!

Calvin cooking. Calvin stands in front of a stove pour a can of tomatoes into a cast iron pan. He's wearing safety goggles.

2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2020 2:13 PM
Ah yes, it’s the season to get attacked by crows.

2021

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2021 11:57 AM
I’m listening to a book called House Lust which is about the US’ obsession with houses. It was published in 2008. He’s admiringly talking about interest rates for 30-year mortgages being below 7%. It’s astonishing when you look at mortgage rates today.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2021 11:57 AM
He’s also talking about people who got adjustable rate interest only loans for houses and wow does that bring back memories. I still remember when I sat down and read the loan papers after signing (because we hadn’t seen them prior to closing. Ahhh!) and realized what we signed.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2021 11:57 AM
We’re very, very lucky we had the skills to create our own amortization charts and enough money to pay down the principal.

2022

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 15, 2022 9:43 PM
Huh. Apparently my Fitbit mistakes piano practicing for walking. Well, I guess that’s an easy way to get steps in.

Twitter: May 14

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2009 8:54 AM
After snoozing while holder Calvin for hours, I might be up for the day. After I pump I’ll decide for sure.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2009 10:24 AM
Calvin is now signed up for daycare.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2009 10:52 AM
We’re going to walk to the store to pick up dish soap.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2009 11:36 AM
We have dish soap again :)

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2009 2:11 PM
I’ve been trying to take a nap with Calvin but he keeps making all those funny noises.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2009 4:01 PM
So far today Calvin has literally done nothing but sleep and eat.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2009 4:03 PM
He seems to be eating more than sleeping. Must be another growth spurt.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2009 4:04 PM
Oh, I forgot. He does get his diaper changed fairly regularly also.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2009 4:18 PM
Guess what happened as soon as I got downstairs after changing Calvin this last time? He has great timing :)

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2009 5:53 PM
Well, due to a diaper disaster, I now know how to take off the car seat cover.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2009 6:39 PM
I don’t understand why people love the Baby Bjorns. It kills my back. Unfortunately, I’m not coordinated enough to use a sling.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2009 10:21 PM
I actually survived both a day AND an evening alone with Calvin (he survived too :) ).

2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2010 9:02 AM
Calvin is practicing preemptive uh-ohing. He says “uh-oh” and *then* throws a book over the side of the stroller.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2010 2:39 PM
From daycare: “Calvin really enjoyed playing with balls outside today!”

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2010 2:41 PM
Calvin allegedly ate all his “Thai-style” vegetables for lunch today! I guess he takes after his daddy.

2012

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2012 10:51 AM
I might have just a _smidgen_ too much kitchen stuff.

2014

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2014 3:42 PM
Calvin is very impatient to leave. He keeps asking if daddy is back and has camped out in front of the clock.

2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2015 8:00 AM
New baby rule: only nap when mommy can’t.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2015 5:33 PM
Calvin just chose what he’s going to have for lunch tomorrow (with help) and packed it himself.

2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2016 8:09 AM
Two more random things gone from the freezer!

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2016 9:46 AM
The Cayuga family room is driving me nuts.

[This was in the context of trying to arrange furniture. I now have a seven-sided living room so things did not get easier.]

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2016 6:36 PM
Julian is playing with Duplos quietly and by himself!

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2016 10:52 PM
I feel old when I see people younger than me with teenager children.

2021

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 14, 2021 2:35 PM
I still hate that my phone doesn’t have a regular headphone jack.

Twitter: May 13

2009

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2009 8:40 AM
Turns out I can sleep through 5 yowling after all if I concentrate.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2009 8:40 AM
It’s very nice to get a full night’s sleep.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2009 10:58 AM
I have trouble distinguishing between, “I’m working hard” and “I’m tired of this” cries during tummy time. He’s really trying to roll over.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2009 11:33 AM
I think Calvin is thinking about being cranky but isn’t quite there yet.

2010

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2010 10:08 AM
Just got back from Kanemoto Park.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2010 11:04 AM
Calvin is now taking his afternoon nap. Afterwards, we plan to go shoe shopping for him.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2010 12:34 PM
Calvin is still napping.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2010 12:46 PM
Calvin woke up so now we’re off to shop.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2010 5:18 PM
We found a Stride Rite outlet and got Calvin a new pair of shoes for a good price.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2010 5:18 PM
I also got some stuff and we stopped for ice cream on the way home.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2010 6:17 PM
Grandma is feeding Calvin his evening bottle.

2011

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2011 5:23 PM
From daycare: “Calvin had fun painting with a wiffle ball rolling in the sensory table.”

2013

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2013 7:38 AM
Mental note: note walk as soon as I drop Calvin off from preschool.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2013 8:19 AM
Calvin just painted his foot red to try to convince me it was bleeding and he should get a bandaid.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2013 11:47 AM
Huh, that was weird. My cash balanced.

2015

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2015 3:51 PM
Oh good. Julian cried so hard he threw up.

2016

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2016 7:21 AM
I am glad I waited till after breakfast to clean the floors.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2016 3:36 PM
We have no onions.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2016 3:41 PM
I just apologized to my dishwasher but in retrospect I think it should be apologizing to me.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2016 5:34 PM
This house was spotless 5 hrs ago. Also, there weren’t any crying children in it.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2016 6:27 PM
Right. Smallest child in bed. Now trying to get motivation to clean up all the mess.

2017

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2017 8:49 AM
Once again my oven is not baking properly :(

2018

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2018 10:31 AM
Dear @UniqloUSA, Many people have hyphens (or apostrophes, or many other things) in their names. It’s not an “invalid character” as the online ordering system appears to believe.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2018 10:32 AM
As always, a refresher course on names may be helpful: https://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2018 12:23 PM
Calvin and I were decluttering his room and he found a Mother’s Day present he made for me in what I think was probably 2016.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2018 12:24 PM
Or, maybe it was last year?

2020

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2020 1:19 PM
Calvin is being asked to use one word to describe himself. He objects because the only word to completely describe him is “Calvin”. I suggested that “literal” might be appropriate so he put that down.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2020 1:19 PM
He seems to be leaning in to the literal description for the other questions. For example, when asked what he will be in 20 years, he put down 31.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2020 3:08 PM
Julian just shushed me while I was in a meeting because I was interrupting his audiobook.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2020 5:04 PM
Julian is doubling down on the coco card strategy (similar to development cards in regular Catan) even though he could have won before now if he had just stuck to building castles. Of course, he just won anyway so what do I know.

Kiesa @spreadsheetmom May 13, 2020 5:05 PM
I have just been informed that this means Julian won the magic school bus and I won Ms. Frizzle and the kids. Not quite sure how that works.